I’ve been kind of in the mood for a vacation where I can sit around the swim up pool bar somewhere in the Caribbean, enjoy a few dozen watered down drinks without having to get up to go to the bathroom and stare at hot chicks in their bikinis. That’s not going to happen anytime soon, so these shots of Vida Guerra’s hot little ass in a bikini hanging out poolside will have to do for now. Maybe I’ll print these out and eyeball them while I sit in the tub. It’s just not the same.

Katy Perry is all over the place these days promoting whatever the hell she’s promoting, I really don’t know, unfortunately she decided to class it up and wear a pretty conservative outfit that covers up her big hipster boobs. The good news is I like when she dresses like this, I still know the boobs are hidden under there, and she looks like a real woman. She looks like the kind of woman you can take out to a fancy dinner, maybe the theatre and after a nice evening of good conversation…. You motorboat her.

Vanessa Hudgens has become one of my favorite new hotties, even though I don’t really know exactly what she looks like because she always wears her stupid hat so low. It’s probably for the best. Anyhow, here she is walking the streets in far too much clothing. I don’t mean she’s too covered up, I mean that she’s got about four layers of clothing on. I don’t get it. Luckily even with all the layers we still get a decent peek at her little cleavage.

It’s really kind of annoying that it took Hilary Duff getting married for me to realize just how hot she is, I think I blew my chance with her by calling her chubby when she went through that soft period a little while back. I’m such an idiot! Anyhow, it’s nice to see that married life is agreeing with her ass in those jeans. Denim has never looked so tasty. Keep up the good work.

I hate to say it, but I think I’m going to have to start watching Gossip Girl. I’m aware that that’s a ridiculous statement for a full grown adult male to make, but if Blake Lively is going to look this good on this crappy site wearing outfits like this that show off her amazing cleavage, just imagine how awesome she’ll look in high definition on my fifty inch plasma screen TV I’m going to have to buy for my Gossip Girl viewing parties.

I haven’t watch The Late Show in a while, ever since that asshole screwed Conan off of television I’ve completely lost interest in it. I’m pretty sure I have a few facts mixed up in that statement so don’t quote me. Anyhow, here’s hot piece of celebrity ass Jessica Alba outside the Letterman studios the other day looking like well, a hot piece of celebrity ass.

I hadn’t done a post on my new favorite hottie Blake Lively in like two days so I desperately needed to see some sexy pictures of her before I had a pervert breakdown. Luckily baby Jesus answered my prayers and sent me these shots of her walking around the set of her girlie show in a nice little outfit.

I’m no legal expert, but unless you’re playing a hooker on a hilarious episode of Night Court, I don’t think thigh high socks are the appropriate attire for the courtroom. That didn’t stop Lindsay Lohan from wearing her best extra long sock and favorite plaid shirt to a court appearance the other day. At least wear some heels and a low cut top to really bring the whole ensemble together.

Here’s super hottie Brooklyn Decker, walking around with that guy who plays that stupid racket sport, looking hotter than a whore’s crotch. That didn’t sound so disgusting in my head. Anyhow, she’s wearing some nice little shorty shorts so I’m sure that more than makes up for my silly comment. Enjoy. I have to say though, nothing beats those awesome Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures I had a while ago.

I know I’m not the only one who’s glad to see that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, liquor stores and bi-curious chicks are probably pretty excited too, but I’m even happier to see that she’s not wasting any time getting her nipples back in the spotlight. Here she is in a see through top that can only be described as awesome. I guess she reads the site because the other day I asked her to ease her way back into the celebrity blog world with a few see through top pictures and voila… Nipples.